(Startled). "Hey, why are you so close? What are you holding in your hands??"
Step 2. Quickly sneak a blanket on top of her.
"Hey! What did you just do?! I'm in my right mind to get up and fling this off!"
Step 3. Step back, see if you are sucessful.
"Actually...I'll get up later..."
(Head down, closing eyes, ear covering blanket.) Looks like we've done it!!!!